Hair Today, Gone… Forever.
Scotty Suicide sprays the small of your back with a gummy load of fashion commentary. This time, it’s all about the hipster hair. And a soul-crushing reevaluation of self.
“Author Archive”
I am an enigma. You couldn't possibly understand me...
You Think I Care?
Scotty Suicide has perfected the art of uncaring. Now you can too! Or don’t… who gives a shit.
Choked Out
Scotty Suicide, trend guru and man about town, drops a load of fashion gospel on yo ass. Scarves: the noose of choice for the fashion savvy.
Tight Fit
Hipster trend setter and all around genius, Scotty Suicide sprays your face with his creamy knowledge. This is all you will ever need to know about the marvels of tight-ass, high-waisted pants.
