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Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s tycoons, today. Follow Max Wolfmaverick on Twitter @maxwolfmaverick. All hail Cthulhu.

‘Me-conomics:’ The Wolfmaverickian Copula of Wolfmaverickonomics

‘Me-conomics:’ The Wolfmaverickian Copula of Wolfmaverickonomics

In this wintery economic climate, a dominant, impossibly attractive male business voice is needed to guide us so we can take the lemons before us and make scotch. Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick brings a new Bible for a new business age.

September 22nd, 2011 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

I’ve Murdered My Mistress and/or Wife, Now What?

I’ve Murdered My Mistress and/or Wife, Now What?

I’ve Murdered My Mistress and/or Wife, Now What? Max has murdered so many wives, he has nightmares that he’s drowning in human blood, wakes up in in the middle of the night in a bed soaked with bodily waste, weeping due to a lifetime of success. You can too!

April 14th, 2011 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

Which Evil Being Should a Top-Level Executive Worship?

Which Evil Being Should a Top-Level Executive Worship?

Which Evil Being Should a Top-Level Executive Worship? Max worships Cthulhu and so should you or they will eat your face off, use your skin as chamois to buff Max’s Porsche collection and make a xylophone from your bones, figuratively speaking.

February 25th, 2011 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

How Do I Get That Powerful Executive Look, Attitude?

How Do I Get That Powerful Executive Look, Attitude?

Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s tycoons, today. This week’s question: How do I get that powerful executive look and attitude? Max offers an answer so powerful, you may begin to bleed from your mouth, ears and anus. This means the answer is already working.

January 13th, 2011 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

My Secretary Is a Male, Does That Make Me a Homosexual?

My Secretary Is a Male, Does That Make Me a Homosexual?

Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s Tycoons, today. This week’s question: Does male secretary = me as homosexual? Read advice that is so heterosexual, there’s no need to offer further proof of that heterosexuality.

October 22nd, 2010 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

How Can I Increase My Billable Hours?

How Can I Increase My Billable Hours?

Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s tycoon’s, today. This week’s write-in question: How can I increase my billable hours? Don’t fret, Max discusses many dynamic options in an impossibly dynamic way.

September 23rd, 2010 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

How Do We Fix the Flaccid Economy?

How Do We Fix the Flaccid Economy?

Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s Tycoons, today. This week’s question: How do we fix the flaccid economy? Max outlines The New World Economic Model.

September 9th, 2010 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

Can I Take My Meeting Seriously When a Woman Is Present?

Can I Take My Meeting Seriously When a Woman Is Present?

Former CEO Max Wolfmaverick offers straight-talk for today’s executives and tomorrow’s Tycoons today. This week’s write-in question: What do you do when the boardroom’s not all dudes?

August 23rd, 2010 | Posted in Business Casual | Read More »

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