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Naked Backpack Boy

Naked Backpack Boy

Carlos Kotkin recounts a friend’s date in which fashion was not a priority, while a backpack accessory apparently was.

January 6th, 2012 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

There Was a Dog

There Was a Dog

Carlos Kotkin remembers a Welsh Terror named Max who once boarded with him. And in his honor, he offers a touching eulogy.

November 11th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

Stumped

Stumped

Carlos Kotkin recalls the time he was trapped in the grip of a diabolical tree stump, memorializing all the times his father placed him in peril.

October 7th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

We All Have Our Things

We All Have Our Things

Carlos Kotkin explains a personal quirk and the trouble it’s gotten him into. And he introduces us to “Bob,” who already knows about Carlos’s “thing.”

September 9th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

Carlos Hollywood

Carlos Hollywood

Carlos Kotkin reminisces about the time he worked for a famous European bohemian and hung out with the rich and famous.

August 12th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

Friday Night Fun

Friday Night Fun

Carlos Kotkin recounts a chance meeting with new friends in an elevator who helped him appreciate life on a higher level.

July 1st, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

A Cool Dip

A Cool Dip

Carlos Kotkin remembers a not so pleasant swim in the waters of Lake Michigan while the cameras were rolling.

June 3rd, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

Showdown at the Recliner Potato Place

Showdown at the Recliner Potato Place

Carlos Kotkin recalls an unexpected confrontation in what was otherwise a quiet, isolated workplace, in this mini-memoir about Dances With Wolves.

May 6th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

San Gorgonio

San Gorgonio

Carlos Kotkin remembers exactly how not to hike the tallest mountain in Southern California, with his parents and some bats.

April 12th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

Dude on the Balcony

Dude on the Balcony

Carlos Kotkin advises all citizens residing in apartment buildings to find out what day is maintenance day, immediately.

March 10th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

The Accordion Prince

The Accordion Prince

Carlos Kotkin remembers what might have been, as inspired by his unconditional ambivalence toward polka and the $2500 accordion his parents never bought him.

January 11th, 2011 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

I’m With Valedictorian

I’m With Valedictorian

Carlos Kotkin brazenly shows how much smarter he is than you, as he recounts a few fond memories while traveling down the path that is his own intellectual memory lane.

November 8th, 2010 | Posted in Heavy Breathing | Read More »

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