The Accordion Prince
Carlos Kotkin remembers what might have been, as inspired by his unconditional ambivalence toward polka and the $2500 accordion his parents never bought him.
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I’m With Valedictorian
Carlos Kotkin brazenly shows how much smarter he is than you, as he recounts a few fond memories while traveling down the path that is his own intellectual memory lane.
In Case You Didn’t Hear
Carlos Kotkin shares a crucial bit of social etiquette, lest you unwittingly start a bar room brawl simply because you didn’t hear somebody ask you to pass the peanuts.
We Can Do Anything You Want, Except That
Carlos Kotkin breaks down the details of a most unusual non-make-out session in the Hollywood Hills, in the second installment of his column Heavy Breathing.
Introducing Carlos Kotkin
Carlos Kotkin introduces himself to the Smalldoggies universe so people will better understand subsequent posts and also stop drinking Clamato, which should have never been invented.
